Ovechkin on a Segway
I asked why he was riding a Segway around D.C.
"Have fun," he said. "Why do I have to stay home? No. It's good. Watch beautiful city, watch girls...."
"Have you seen any girls?" Backstrom asked.
"No," Ovechkin replied. "Girls, where are you? I can't find you."
I've never been an Ovechkin fan or a caps fan, but man. I sure as hell am now.
There're a million awesome things about hockey, this kind of thing is just one of them. . . . freaking hilarity.