A whale exploded in Taiwan.
CIA admitted there was no imminent threat from WMDs in Iraq.
Bush was elected for a second term.
Tony Blair was hit by a purple flour bomb (I don't fucking know).
North Korea banned cell phones.
Florida took it up the ass from multiple hurricanes. Seriously there're like 4 in one month.
A fire broke out in a Canadian submarine, many people became aware that Canada has submarines.
Martha Stewart went to jail.
Ubuntu was released.
Massive earthquake caused a tsunami and devastated Indian ocean region.
Ireland finished converting to the metric system.
Youtube came into existence.
France passed a law requiring their teachers to make colonialism sound like a good thing.
Pope guy died.
Hurricane Katrina happened, white American collectively asked "who the fuck is Kanye West?"
And much more. . .